I am most pleased that you have stumbled upon my doorstep, tired and hungry as you are.
Please, do come in.
George will take your coat. Now, now, no need to hesitate, he won’t bite you. He just drools a little when excited.
Mind the second step. Oh, I am sorry. I should really have said mind every second step. George is our handyman as well as our butler. Only, he’s not all that handy. Quite comical isn’t it, considering he only has one hand. Ha, ha. He bit the other one off.
Your room is on the left, or the right, it doesn’t much matter which. We see so little of outsiders yet we are always prepared for guests. You may want to…
Pardon?
Yes. I said, ‘He bit the other one off’. Are you hard of hearing?
You aren’t? That’s a shame. A night here is always spent sounder by the hard of hearing.
Goodni…
Oh, and one last thing. Please, explore at your pleasure, but… you mustn’t go in room 336. You won’t, will you?
Arbie Krae 
Hahaha nice 🙂
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Thank you! 💖
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Kind of funny actually. Glad to have read this post.
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Yay! I’m glad you stopped by! 💖
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I’ll just pay no attention to George. The piano player is too cute…
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Haha Salem for sure is the best! And yes, always best to ignore him! 😄
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A compelling B&B introduction….I’d have beat a hasty retreat at the comment about the hand. How are the breakfasts, by the way?
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Haha! Always served hot! Even when you don’t want them to be… It’s George again, he has an affection for the oven.
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Yikes!!
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haha! I love this!
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Yay! I’m so glad!
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Haha, good one Arbie!
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Thank youuuu!! 😄💖
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I’m so pleased Ivor directed me to your site. This story is a fantastic halloween treat.
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Oh Ivor is the best! And thank you! 😄
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It’s my pleasure – and I agree about Ivor… 🙂
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Could you tell me where I could find room 336?
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Arbie Mou, it’s your ravenclaw friend whose mind is just like yours but tastes in tea differ. Miss and love you and thank you for your friendship 💗
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Are you here!! Are you back?? Miss and love you too 😦 xxxx
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Very interesting introduction to the mystery of room 336. What is in the room? Must know….
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All will be revealed! Some day… possibly a Tuesday!
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I like this! I have this Addams Family thing in my head now 😉👍💙
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Brilliant! I love the Addams family!
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Hehe me too! Especially the movie Addams Family Values LOLOL 😂. So many excellent one-liners in there 😁👍🏼
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Great post Arby! You always know how to make me smile. 😊
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congratulations to your blog,
happy new year!
best regards from Italy
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Now all I want to do is goto room 336!
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FUnny post!
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I’ll try to resist… This was awesome!
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very cute! I’m glad I found you (:
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Haha, this is great!! Glad I stumbled across your blog,
Abby – http://www.seafoaming.com
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You’ve got quite the imagination!! I love it!!
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haha so funny
good work keep it up
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Oooh, mysterious! I just started a game on my iPhone called Rusty Lake Hotel and it is very spooky. This fit right in! ❤️
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And this has to be the most amazing greeting i have come across till now on WP. Glad to meet ya!! ❤❤❤❤ Love this!!!
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Experiences like this are the reason I presently refrain from using Air BnB, as well as avoiding like the plague anything that has received less than 3 stars on Hostelworld. Fantastic to read, and further proof, if any was indeed was needed, that street cats make terrible convierges.
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Hmmm… Temptations, temptations… What will be strongest, fear or curiosity? Great story, George must be quite an interesting guy 😀
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You’ve just reminded me that I’ve been meaning to write the whole room 336 thing! Oh and George is a sweetheart! Haha! Thanks for stopping by, love your blog!
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Looking forward to that, this setting has some awesome possibilities. Keep it going 😉 And thanks!
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Creative! I still wonder about the number “336”?
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Aha, me too! I really should write it someday! 😛 And thank you! 🙂
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The weary traveller seemed a bit apprehensive !!, I think being a bit deaf might help the traveller turning to left, and ending up in room, 336
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Aha! Oh yikes, that sure might be an issue! Knowing ol’ George he might also have signposted towards it when meaning to sign away from it, too! “Accidentally”, of course..! What a night to be in for!
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Oh what a night !!
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wonderfully creepy
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Thank you! 😀
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“Let’s do the time wrap again”
Great story, cannot wait for the sequel.
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a creepy welcome
but a riot!
enjoyed this
yes, goodnight
oh this? no, it’s not a door lock pick
I use it as a chopstick for eating
Yes, I’d appreciate George giving me a wake-up call in the morning
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Haha! Heading over to room 1408, are we?! Gosh whenever someone posts on this I remember I was supposed to continue writing this little short. Thanks for stopping by and for the laugh! 😄
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OK, I’m worried now. What’s in Room 336?
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Oh hey!! Happy to see you passing through here. I really like your writing! And don’t worry too much, in room 336 is a yet to be decided pile of ideas of what might be in room 336!
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